Oh please, hit by a blimp?!

I come from the land of chavs, fish and chips, and Stephen Fry.
Fan of FRIENDS, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, The Big Bang Theory, Glee, New Girl, Whitney, Formula One, Mike and Molly, 2 Broke Girls, and Pixar... clearly I watch too much TV. I also reblog loads of other things too.

embraceyour-weirdness:

exichan:

If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.

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we did this on the last day of school,

we got detention on the last day of school.

(via hungrybutmyfridgeisempty)

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

(via brb-rememberingsunday)

nobrainslob:

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*

(via the-reasonimalive)

cupcakesandbrimstone:

i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while

like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’

(via myheartis-inthecountryside)